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Mariah Carey in 'Serious Talks' To Be American Idol Judge

 Mariah Carey in 'Serious Talks' To Be American Idol Judge | Mariah Carey

C'mon!  Enough with the pop divas already.  Let's get some REAL judges:

1.  Jim Carrey - let's hear him say "it was pitchy" thru his butt.
2.  Don Rickles - "I've heard baby gorillas sing better, you hockey puck!"
3.  Lisa Lampanelli - "not bad for a #@$%! white guy!"
4.  David Letterman - "top 10 reasons why you suck!" 
5.  Joan Rivers - "can we talk?  my face is tighter than your voice!"
6.  Groucho Marx - "your singing stinks but if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

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