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This is the kind of ignorance and intolerance Mutt Rimney stands for. He tells a gay Vietnam war veteran that he does not deserve the same rights as a non-gay veteran. What branch of the service did Romney serve in? Oh, that's right - NONE! www.jme1.com

So why is 7-Eleven and its king-size “Big Gulp” drinks exempt from this ban? What's to stop them from selling two 16 ounce drinks at the same price as a 32 ounce? I find this hard to swallow...   Health Board Approves Bloomberg’s Soda Ban www.nytimes.com   The measure bars the sale of sweetened drinks larger than 16 ounces. www.jme1.com

A tornado ripped through a beach club in Queens on Saturday, one of several outbursts of severe weather across the New York region that flooded roads, felled power lines and forced the delay of the United States Open. Severe weather across the New York region, including a tornado, flooded roads, felled power lines and caused delays in the United States Open. Send us your photos of the funnel cloud, or of the storm in your neighborhood.  A second tornado touched down in Canarsie, Brooklyn, the National Weather Service said.   New Yorkers were heard yelling at the tornadoes: "hey! I gotcha tornado right here! Is dat all you got?"

A computer technician discovers sexually explicit photographs of young girls on a priest's laptop, including one of a toddler with her diaper pulled away to expose her genitals.  When will the catholic church realize that priests remaining celibate and not allowed to marry combined with the ban on gay marriage is the cause of all this behavior?

Way to make the old man proud!

Pay attention people! We only have one shot at this... Clinton Delivers Impassioned Plea for Obama Second Term

  Romney says Obama is forcing gay marriage on us.   As long as Obama doesn't force it down our throats... 

  C'mon!  Enough with the pop divas already.  Let's get some REAL judges: 1.  Jim Carrey - let's hear him say "it was pitchy" thru his butt. 2.  Don Rickles - "I've heard baby gorillas sing better, you hockey puck!" 3.  Lisa Lampanelli - "not bad for a #@$%! white guy!" 4.  David Letterman - "top 10 reasons why you suck!"  5.  Joan Rivers - "can we talk?  my face is tighter than your voice!" 6.  Groucho Marx - "your singing stinks but if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" http://www.jme1.com

http://news.yahoo.com/peter-otoole-retires-dry-eyed-farewell-171800317.html Peter O'Toole is retiring from show business, saying he no longer has the heart for it and that it's time to "chuck in the sponge." O' Toole , who turns 80 on Aug. 2, said in a statement Tuesday that his career on stage and screen fulfilled him emotionally and financially, bringing "me together with fine people, good companions with whom I've shared the inevitable lot of all actors: flops and hits." "However, it's my belief that one should decide for oneself when it is time to end one's stay," he said. "So I bid the profession a dry-eyed and profoundly grateful farewell."