President Admits that his Foreign Policy is Based on Advice from Invisible Being

Today, George Bush explained how God influences his foreign policy.

"I base a lot of my foreign policy decisions on some things that I think are true. One, I believe there's an Almighty. And B, I believe one of the great gifts of the Almighty is the desire in everybody's soul, regardless of what you look like or where you live, to be free."

Now, I have no problem if people want to worship God but perhaps there are more concrete and appropriate sources of information to help determine foreign policy.

How about diplomatic relations, world history, trade relations, economics, civil rights to name a few?

This just in - several new advisors have been appointed for members of the president's cabinet:
Deputy Dawg - Dept. of Justice
Jolly Green Giant - Dept. of Agriculture
G.I. Joe - Dept. of Defense
Zeus - Dept. of Energy
Daddy Warbucks - Dept. of the Treasury
3 Little Pigs - Dept. of Housing & Urban Development
John Henry - Dept. of Labor
Paul Bunyan - Dept. of the Interior