An attorney representing former Playboy Playmate and reality television star Anna Nicole Smith said he is the father of her daughter, born earlier this month in the Bahamas.
Howard K. Stern added that he plans to marry Smith.
Howard K. Smith? Figures the stupid woman would marry the wrong Howard Stern.
Stern said he and Smith are confident he is the father.
I wonder which one of them is not sure?
Entertainment reporter and photographer Larry Birkhead also claims to be the father of the girl, named Danilynne Hope. In a statement, Birkhead said Smith told him he is the child's father, and that he has proof.
It better be a video -- they have a college education to pay for.
Stern said he and Smith plan to marry "at some point. Right now we have to somehow get through what we're going through."
The baby, he said, "is the one ray of hope. It's the one thing that's really keeping her going."
Regardless, they plan to name the child "Baba Booey".