Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Howard Stern is the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby?

An attorney representing former Playboy Playmate and reality television star Anna Nicole Smith said he is the father of her daughter, born earlier this month in the Bahamas.
Howard K. Stern added that he plans to marry Smith.
Howard K. Smith? Figures the stupid woman would marry the wrong Howard Stern.
Stern said he and Smith are confident he is the father.
I wonder which one of them is not sure?
Entertainment reporter and photographer Larry Birkhead also claims to be the father of the girl, named Danilynne Hope. In a statement, Birkhead said Smith told him he is the child's father, and that he has proof.
It better be a video -- they have a college education to pay for.
Stern said he and Smith plan to marry "at some point. Right now we have to somehow get through what we're going through."
The baby, he said, "is the one ray of hope. It's the one thing that's really keeping her going."

Regardless, they plan to name the child "Baba Booey".

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The Biggest Terrorist of All Time

I know that the current administration has long since given up on finding Osama Bin Laden. But what are we doing to bring the world's biggest terrorist to justice?

I'm surprised that the news media has not made more noise about this man's reign of terror. As of 9/13/06, he has murdered a minimum of 44,532 people. Some sources estimate the total to be as high as 49,209.

That's 17 times more deaths than Osama Bin Laden is responsible for.




Let's look at the facts:
DeathsWoundedWhere
2,792 (civilian)2,261World Trade Center
2,672 (military) 41,860 (civilian)19,910Iraq

We don't know where Bin Laden is but we know where this scumbag is at all times. And it won't cost lives or money to find him. Let's send him to Iraq for trial today.

Iraq Coalition Casualty Count