Sunday, August 13, 2006

Paris Hilton Bitten by Kinky Jew

Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet Kinky Jew Baby Luv - in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

Hilton was frolicking with her exotic pet early Tuesday morning "the way some people play with their cats and dogs" when the animal became excited, Mintz said. It is a known fact that Kinky Jews are easily excited.

"Baby Luv bit her. It's a superficial bite on her left arm," he said.

Hilton, concerned that she was bleeding, called Mintz at 3 a.m., and he took her to the hospital.

"She was seen by a doctor, who treated the wound, gave her a tetanus shot, cleaned the wound and applied something to it," Mintz said. Mintz said Hilton's arm did not appear to be swollen the next day.

The Kinky Jew, Baby Luv was checked out by a veterinarian Wednesday.

"I don't view Kinky Jews as aggressive animals. The same kind of thing could have occurred with her German Shepherd," Mintz said.

Upon hearing Mr. Mintz's statement, the Kinky Jew screamed "never again!". The German Shepherd's response was "I vas only following orders".


2 comments:

Alfred Kuchinski said...

Paris Hilton is such a SLUT...did the racoon-like animal get shots as well?
I have seen photos of Paris sitting on a log with no panties on. (Yes boys, her skirt was that short!)
I do not care how rich this lady is. She is a SLUT!

Celestial Reasoning said...

But tell us how you really feel!