Visit this web site to play the Ann Coulter/Debbie Schlussel Game. Try to guess which dried up, miserable excuse for a woman wrote these movie reviews.
Remember: They're identical republican whores so either one of them could've spit similar venom.
CUE THEME MUSIC (ADAPTED FROM "THE PATTY DUKE SHOW"):
Meet Annie who flips her long blonde hair
She makes no sense; she doesn't care.
But Debbie wants to be her clone,
Spew lurid piffle of her own --
What a crazy pair!
Because they're pundits,
Identical pundits, and you'll find
They look alike, they think alike,
They like to drink Kool-Aid alike.
You will lose your mind
When pundits are two of a kind!