Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Cheney's Got a Gun

"What's all this talk about Vice-President Dick Cheney spraying all over some guy's face with hot pellets? I didn't know he was gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. It would explain where his daughter got it from, though. I wonder if it was like that movie Deliverance?

Dick has also come under attack for participating in a “canned hunt” in which he kills pheasants that are released for the sole purpose of being shot by hunters. Dick and his mature hunting buddies have a shortened nickname for “canned hunt”. Being a lady, I can't repeat it here.

Anyway, maybe Big Dick will think twice now about same-sex marriage, sex education and women's right to choose. Now that he's come out he can.... what?..... oh........ nevermind".
- Emily Latella

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