1000 pound butter sculpture of Vader and Yoda at the Tulsa State Fair

Crazy Captions: "I guess you'd spread it on the Dark Side of your toast." "I can't believe it's not Yoda!" "1000 pounds? That's half a Ton-Ton!" "The next sculpture should be 'Lard of the Rings'". "or 'The Count of Monte Crisco'". Send me more captions and I'll post the best. CLASSIFICATION: GOOD